Martin Luther King Jr, Jesus Christ, Ghandi, Kenneth Lay
According to Reuters, the Reverend at Kenneth Lay's memorial service compared the crooked CEO to Jesus, not to mention Martin Luther King. The ceremony was attended by other saints including George Bush Sr., James Baker, and undoubtedly a multitude of God's holiest angels seated invisibly in the rafters above. Here are some other highlights from Reverend Dr. Bill Lawson's speech:
"I know he's in heaven, and I'm glad he's not in a position anymore to be whipped by his enemy"
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"He was taken out of the world right at the right time..." Rev. Lawson said. "History has a way of vindicating people who have been wronged."
Amen Rev. Lawson. Your words will undoubtedly be inspirational to the thousands of mourning ex-Enron employees and stockholders nationwide. It's good to know Kenny Boy is free at last with MLK in Heaven. [Thanks Heather]
Bill McCartney
