Middle East Conflict Has Rapture-Ready Nuts Very Excited

The insane folks at RaptureReady.com are looking towards heaven in anticipation. They believe that the bloodshed in the Middle East is good news. A sign that Jesus is about to Rapture them. In a post (which has since been pulled) one visitor to the website claims that the bloody headlines have her circling "her fist over her head and imitat[ing] Arsenio Hall by yelling WHOO-WHOO-WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!." Here are some other choice postings found on the website [via Bartholomew's Notes and Cursor]:
“I am excited beyond words that the struggle of this life may be over soon and I can finally be FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!”“I will just have time to get my hair and nails done”
"It has been quite a day today, if you caught all the news; I'm getting the feeling world tension is gonna be high for a long time with increased terrorism and nations being defiant. I don't think it will cool down until after the rapture when the peace deal is confirmed."
"I am too am soooo excited!! I get goose bumps, literally, when I watch what's going on in the M.E.!!... And Watcherboy, you were so right when saying it was quite a day yesterday, in the world news, and I add in local news here in the Boston area!! Tunnel ceiling collapsed on a car and killed a woman of faith, and we had the most terrifying storms I have ever seen here!! But, yes, Ohappyday, like in your screen name , it is most indeed a time to be happy and excited."
Bartholomew has more here.


















Bill McCartney


