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“Bob Altman based ‘The Player’ on me,” says Kirkpatrick. Now he's teaming up with Anne Rice, John Ashcroft, George Barna, and Jesus to create a Christian empire

From the NY Times

ON the second Sunday after Halloween, the novelist Anne Rice, the film producer David Kirkpatrick and a car full of other Christians rolled through Rancho Mirage in the Southern California desert, on their way to church.

Ms. Rice and Mr. Kirkpatrick were raised Roman Catholics but for much of their adulthood strayed far from their faith. She wrote erotic novels and occult-themed thrillers like “The Vampire Chronicles” -- books that have sold more than 85 million copies. He was president of both Paramount and Disney and an independent producer of films like “The Opposite of Sex,” living in a $3.5 million house in Beverly Hills where he held Christmas parties featuring manufactured snow and real reindeer.

Independently, they both became born-again Christians and, eventually, a somewhat unlikely — or, as they believe, divinely ordained — pair of collaborators. After announcing in 2003 that she would no longer “approach the altar of God in convolution” by writing books about vampires, Ms. Rice in 2005 published “Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt,” the first of several planned novels about Jesus. At around the same time, Mr. Kirkpatrick became one of the founders of the Christian multimedia company Good News Holdings, which later purchased the film rights to “Christ the Lord” and plans to make the movie for about $40 million.

On this Sunday morning, Mr. Kirkpatrick had come to the desert to worship with Ms. Rice and, after church, to hear a group of actors read her screenplay for “Christ the Lord.” Though she had finished the script’s first draft just days earlier, Mr. Kirkpatrick was already brainstorming the movie’s marketing strategy on the ride to Mass. “Will you give me permission to go to the six top evangelical groups and show it to them first?” he asked.

Without waiting for an answer, he explained, “I don’t want a repeat of what happened on ‘Last Temptation,’ where I had to go out and haul burning crosses off the Paramount lawn.” (That was when Paramount was merely considering “The Last Temptation of Christ,” Martin Scorsese’s controversial look at the Gospels. The film eventually landed at Universal.)

Mr. Kirkpatrick, 55, who has a passion for Hollywood palace intrigue, is a font of such brusque, knowing anecdotes. At times he readily admits his worldly inclinations, and at other times he denies them. (One evening, after describing drug-fueled, sexually adventurous weekends with other studio heads and movie stars — “Now, this was in the age of Quaaludes,” began one story -- Mr. Kirkpatrick insisted that he did not like to gossip.)

When describing his salvation, Mr. Kirkpatrick manages to both minimize and exaggerate his former sins. What makes him unusual is that his story also reaches beyond his own life, toward the conversion of the culture at large. That project, which he views as a literal battle between unseen forces of good and evil, also requires a set of bargains -- with himself and with others -- as exacting as any deal he ever brokered back when he was, as he grandly puts it, “like ‘The Last Tycoon.’ ”

Ever since “The Passion of the Christ” grossed $371 million in 2004, Hollywood has been dreaming of capturing the Christian dollar. Only recently, New Line’s “Nativity Story,” the latest in a series of religious-themed films from mainstream studios, had its premiere at the Vatican and took in a modest $8 million at the domestic box office on its opening weekend.

But until now the studios have been largely unsuccessful with Christian films because, as Mr. Kirkpatrick sees it, most executives do not know very much about Christianity. He said one studio head asked him how he came up with the name Good News Holdings. Bemused, Mr. Kirkpatrick told him, “Gospel means ‘good news.’ ”

Walden Media and Bristol Bay Productions, both owned by Philip F. Anschutz, a Colorado billionaire and a Christian, have made several Christian-themed films, including “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” and the forthcoming “Amazing Grace.” But the company does not have a specifically religious mandate. Last year, Fox created a division called FoxFaith, but its plans to produce a handful of low-budget films each year are notably modest.

By contrast, Good News Holdings describes itself as “advancing the kingdom of God” with an ambitious range of media endeavors, financed and supported by some of the most prominent and politically connected conservative Christian groups in the United States.

In addition to films -- including a planned series of Christian horror movies -- Mr. Kirkpatrick says the company will introduce a channel on DirecTV next year, with investments from John Ashcroft and News Corporation, among others. Test runs began this fall on an Internet Protocol Television Platform (a digital television delivery system) called the Cloud, with partners including the Christian men’s group Promise Keepers and Mothers of Preschoolers, a group of three million Christian women.

FaithMobile, the company’s subscription mobile content provider, delivers Bible verses via text message, as well as inspirational cellphone ringtones, screen savers and other content. An Internet community for churches called Lights Together offers tools for organizing prayer groups, Christian dating and much more.

Good News Holdings plans to build a $150 million television and film studio near Boston. And in partnership with Tyndale House, the Christian publisher of the “Left Behind” series, the company will publish novels that it intends to turn into movies. Mr. Kirkpatrick said he hoped that Harper Lee would give her blessing to calling this venture the Atticus Project, after the protagonist of “To Kill a Mockingbird,” because he wanted “to get authors to write more moral characters like that one, so we can make movies about them.”

When Mr. Kirkpatrick describes the company’s mission, he often quotes its chairman, George Barna. A slender 50-year-old with riveting blue eyes, Mr. Barna is a pollster and author who contends that American Christians have lost touch with the Bible.

“Only 9 percent of all born-again adults have a biblical worldview, and only about 2 percent of all born-again teenagers do,” he explained in the conference room of the Good News Holdings office in Sherman Oaks. (Mr. Barna has written that a biblical worldview requires belief in “six specific religious views,” including “Jesus Christ lived a sinless life” and “Satan is real.”)

Mr. Barna, whose studies indicate that the mass media have more influence on Christians’ values than local churches do and that spiritual character is substantially formed by early adolescence, contends that deploying the power of the mass media to help save children’s and teenagers’ souls is a critical cultural battle that Christians must fight.

Among these like-minded allies, some differences remain about the dimensions of that fight. Mr. Barna, for instance, said in an interview: “We’re not planning to promote homosexuality. Anything that is sinful, we can’t promote.” Meanwhile, Ms. Rice, whose son, Christopher, is openly gay, has maintained there is nothing sinful about homosexuality — a view that led Tyndale House to rescind an offer to publish books related to “Christ the Lord,” the movie. Janis Long Harris, the company’s associate publisher, said that Ms. Rice’s beliefs about homosexuality were “certainly a component” of its decision.

As Mr. Kirkpatrick sees it, leading movie audiences to salvation involves one obvious tactic: Christian horror movies. The inevitable journey toward that conclusion began long ago, when he had a knack for developing teen movies at Paramount and Disney. He helped produce hits like “Grease,” “Saturday Night Fever,” “Dead Poets Society,” “Top Gun” and the “Friday the 13th” franchise. His mentors included some of the industry’s most powerful executives: Michael Eisner, Barry Diller and Jeffrey Katzenberg.

In a telephone interview, Mr. Eisner remembered Mr. Kirkpatrick as “creative, thoughtful, hard-working, committed — and eager, for sure.”

Along the way, Mr. Kirkpatrick enjoyed the spoils of success, like a white Cadillac that he says Harrison Ford “called my ‘Reverend Ike’ car.” For 10 years, he said, he did not see the inside of a grocery store. Like many of his colleagues, he threw tantrums at the office. He was so reviled that, he claims, “Bob Altman based ‘The Player’ on me,” because he refused to make two of Mr. Altman’s films. (He later admitted that Michael Tolkin, who wrote the novel on which the 1992 film was based, did not have him in mind; the week before his death, Mr. Altman declined to comment on the matter.) When Mr. Kirkpatrick left Paramount, he says, the studio head, Stanley Jaffe, had his furniture thrown out on the lawn. (Mr. Jaffe did not respond to an interview request.)

Then he started his own production company, Original Voices, and made some acclaimed films, like “Big Night” (1996), with backing from German investors. But the investors fell into default, and Mr. Kirkpatrick poured his own money into the company to stay in the game, with films like “Bruno” (2000), starring and directed by Shirley MacLaine.

At his lowest, Mr. Kirkpatrick said, he still had $50,000 a year in income from various sources. His conversion did not happen in a flash, like Saul’s on the road to Damascus; instead, he said, it was “a process.” He went to the Abbey of Gethsemani, the Trappist monastery in Kentucky made famous in the 1960s by Thomas Merton, for a couple of silent retreats, and became fascinated by contemplative prayer. With Judge and Amy Reinhold, he made a documentary on the subject for FoxFaith called “Be Still,” released on home video this year. His prayer life became increasingly concerned with “spiritual warfare.”

The phrase describes a worldview that interprets human thoughts and actions as the product of unseen battles between angels and demons. Frank Peretti’s 1986 novel “This Present Darkness,” a best-selling Christian thriller, made spiritual warfare a popular notion among evangelicals, who cite as evidence for their belief verses from Chapter 6 of Paul’s letter to the Ephesians, particularly Verse 12: “For our struggle is not against enemies of blood and flesh, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers of this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places.”

During several days of interviews, Mr. Kirkpatrick quoted from Ephesians 6 more often than any other passage in the Bible. Some of the verses also appear on a large poster covering the wall next to the main door of the Good News Holdings office. And they inspired the company’s “Dudleytown” series of Christian horror novels (to be published by Thomas Nelson) and films, named for a now-abandoned town in Connecticut that was said to be cursed. Mr. Kirkpatrick said that “the Weinstein Company’s faith-based initiative” is eager to become involved with the first “Dudleytown” film. (A spokeswoman for the Weinstein Company declined to comment on discussions with Good News Holdings but said the company would soon announce further details about “entering the faith-based market.”)

Greg Michael, who will write and direct the first film, called “Dudleytown,” said one of the characters, a sexually active teenage girl who mutilates herself with knives, begins hearing demonic voices as a child while playing with Barbie dolls and is ultimately taunted by the demons into driving a pair of scissors through her heart. “Just as God has a plan for our good, to prosper us and not harm us, so Satan or the forces of evil also have a plan to destroy us,” he explained. “The premise of the film is that these plans are real.”

Citing Mr. Barna’s research again, Mr. Kirkpatrick said that teenagers make up 95 percent of the audience for horror movies: “We thought, what a great way to evangelize a message of goodness, by using darkness as the antithesis to it. And actually showing a man triumphing over evil through the course of a story, which still needs to deliver all the whistles and bells of scares.”

The families who own property in Cornwall Bridge, Conn., where Dudleytown once stood, want Good News Holdings to find another way to evangelize. Legal representatives of the residential association Dark Entry Forest Inc. sent the company a cease-and-desist letter, forbidding Good News Holdings from proceeding with its project and explaining that publicity would bring more ghost hunters to the neighborhood.

Mr. Kirkpatrick said he believed the letter was a salvo in the spiritual war that seeks to thwart his company’s ministry. He said that one of his business partners at Good News Holdings, Christopher Chisholm, a founder of E! Entertainment Networks, read the letter and then “crawled under his desk and went to sleep for five hours.”

Repeatedly, Mr. Kirkpatrick also said that Mr. Chisholm remarked, “If somebody isn’t puking around here, we’re not doing our job.” It has become an office motto.



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James Dobson: 'I have flat-out been ticked at Republicans for the past two years' (Pittsburgh Post Gazette)

Reverend says Simpsons "breasts will sag and their faces will wither" (Gawker)

'Liberal' evangelicals begin campaign to move beyond abortion and man-purses (AP)

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NBC PLANS MADONNA CRUCIFIXION IN TV CONCERT (Drudge)

I.R.S. Eyes Religious Groups as More Enter Election Fray (NY Times)

[ESSENTIAL READING] "Christian Supremacy Act" To Hit House Floor (Daily Kos)

Pope Sorry For Offending Muslims, Apology is 'unprecedented'(NY Times)

One preacher's message: Have hotter sex (MSNBC)

Anti-Abortion Group Loses Tax Exemption (NY Times)

The "Christian Supremacy Act", To Hit House Floor (Daily Kos)

In NC, Sinning Ain't No Crime (The Rev)

Texas Bible Classes Are Christiany, Not Academic (Houston Chronicle)

Lawsuit Challenges Use of Federal Aid for Bible-Based Counseling (NY Times)

Conservatives say religion under attack (AP)

View of God can predict values, politics (USA Today)

priest confesses to making a bomb threat in an attempt to stop a Madonna concert (BBC)

Brangelina: We'll marry when homosexuals can (AP)

Democrats push for own religious voice (AP)

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New Book Reveals Rove's Father Was Gay (HuffPost)

'Right-wing intimidators' driving moderates out of GOP (Detroit News)

American Baptist church ousted for openly affirming gays (Street Prophets)

Bloody Left Behind Game Demo released, complete with spyware (Daily Kos)

Archbishop of Canterbury tells homosexuals they need to change if they're to be welcomed into the church (Telegraph UK)

PRAY BALL: With rock concerts and bobblehead dolls, 'Faith Nights' at the park help minor league clubs fill seats (SF Chron.)

Jackie Mason Sues Jews For Jesus (Boing Boing)

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ESSENTIAL: Ohio's 'Patriot Pastors' Electoral War Against the 'Hordes of Hell' (PFAW)

Pastor claims church voted to reject black membership, resigns (Miss. Daily Journal)

GOP Dips in Religion Poll (AP)

States expand fetal homicide laws (Stateline - via Theocracy Watch)

FDA Approves Morning After Pill Without A Prescription (AP)

Jerry Jenkins: Left Behind Game "Not More Violent than the Old Testament" (Bartholomew)

Bush Veto Of Stem Cell Research To Become Irrelevent? (Times UK)

Powerful Televangelist To Air Show Blaming Darwinism For Holocaust (Bartholomew)

Commandments Display Allowed (AP)

Operation Ohio: Help Battle Theocracy In this Key State (DailyKos)

13% Pregnant at Ohio High School, Inane Abstinence Program Finally reconsidered (TruthOut)

Church guard arrested for sex with corpse (The Local)

How to Make Sure Children Are Scientifically Illiterate (NY Times)

Pat Robertson laments Mideast cease-fire (AP)

Abstinence-Only Stupidity: Over $1.3 billion spent thus far (Tom Paine)

Plan B's Tangled Web(Kos)

Rabbi Tells US Christians not to “Turn the Other Cheek” Over Jerusalem Gay Protest (Bartholomew)

U.S. Lags World in Grasp of Genetics and Acceptance of Evolution (Live Science)

Woman Sentenced For Smuggling Cocaine Inside Bibles (AP)

Pro-Life GOP Senate Candidate George Allen Caught Owning Stock In Morning After Pill (Huff Post)

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'Satan worshiper' executed for triple murders (CNN)

Texas School District Bans Cleavage (CBS)

Pat Robertson's Epiphany: Global Warming Could Be Real (Talk2Action)

Nothing Wrong With Kansas: State voters move science education out of the Victorian era (WaPo)

Sam "Is the Rapture Here Yet" Brownback Introduces Bill to Prohibit Assisted Suicide (Christian Post)

The Aussie Bible: "God said 'let's have some light' and bingo - light appeared." (CSM)

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$25 Million Museum Says Dinosaurs And Humans Coexisted (AP)
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NY Christians Protest Against Korean Faith Healer (Bartholomew)

'God Hates Fags' sued by Fallen Marine's Father (CBS)

Christian Group says current conflict has 'softened the hearts of many Muslims in Lebanon to the spiritual truths of the gospel of Jesus' (Bartholomew)

Washington State Upholds Ban on Same-Sex Marriage (WaPo)

Senate passes interstate abortion bill (AP)
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Bill Moyers for President? Absolutely! (The Nation)

'Religious left' gears up to face right counterpart (Reuters)

The Rise and Fall of Ralph Reed (Time)

Baptist Group's Leaders Convicted: Investors Lost $585 Million (WaPo)

New Books Ask: Can God and the scientific method coexist? (NY Times)

29 Foot Cross: War Memorial or 'giant neon ad' for Christianity (AP)

ACLU Agrees To Defend Fundy Group, "God Hates Fags" (AP)

Sec of Education On Funding Christian Schools: Is She Lying or Inept? (AU)
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Publisher Bans Singer After 'Nazi Pope' Comment (The Sun)

Ken Mehlmen addresses Fundy Christian Zionist Group: 'we are all Israelis' (US NEWSWIRE)

Ralph Reed Blames Defeat On John McCain (The Plank)

2 + 2 = Jesus rode a dinosaur: Christian schools lag significantly behind public schools in Math (TBOGG)
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Turd Blossom Grossly Distorts Stem Cell Science (Think Progress)

Tony Snow on Bush's Stance on Stem Cells: 'He thinks murder's wrong' (AP)

Group accuses Dobson of manipulating data to say gays and lesbians are not good parents (AP)

House Rejects Gay Marriage Ban, Even though Senate Had Already Decided Issue (AP)

IRS Warns Churches to Avoid Campaigning (AP)

Store clerk arrested for tampering with communion juice (AP)

Why Ralph Reed is a Dirtbag: A Comprehensive List (GQ via Eat the Press)

Violent anti-gay lyrics & threat of violence cause NYC concert to be cancelled (AP)
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How did Nicole Kidman re-marry in a Catholic church? (BBC)

'shrooms induce effects identical to religious experiences (The Independent)

Christian Group Spends $20 Mil annually to Make Courts More Jesusy (WaPo)

A Great Overview of Christian Dominionism (DailyKos)

New York Joins the Homophobe Club (AP)

The Top Ten Religious Right Power Brokers (AU)

Vatican Urges Excommunication For Stem Cell Researchers (NY Times Via HuffPost)

Falwell Video: "You almost got to be a homosexual to be recognized in the entertainment industry" (Media Matters)

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Promise Keepers Founder Bill McCartney Says Jews will be “Toast” (Bartholomew's notes)

Muslim Gays Seek Lesbians For Wives (WaPo)

2 Churches Struggle With Gay Clergy (NY Times)

GOP snakehandler blames "the devil" for his campaign obstacles (Salt Lake Tribune)

Rapture Ready Religious Groups Want Apocalypse Now (LA Times)

Petition a success, abortion on ballot in South Dakota (Argus Leader)

Sen. Sam "I'm Insane" Brownback Cites Opus Dei Study to Attack Gays (AlterNet)

New Episcopal Leader: Homosexuality Not A Sin (Reuters)

Presbyterians allow experimenting with alternatives to 'Father, Son and Holy Spirit' (USA Today)

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Valedictorian's Altar Call Speech Cut Short (LV Review)

New Bush policy adviser said he'd support jail for doctors who performed abortions (Raw Story)

Religious Right Seeks To Ban Gay Marriage Without Congress (Think Progress)

Key Christians starting to realize Left Behind videogame is completely f*cking insane (Talk2Action)

Church: A Good Place to Pick Up Chicks (WaPo)

Veterans Affairs Department To Respect Religious Diversity, Approve Pentacle For Wiccan Soldier (Americans United)

Losing Faith: Nearly half of all white evangelicals believe Iraq will not stabilize (Forbes)

Fundamentalists Seek ‘Dominion’ Over Our Lives, They Just Might Pull It Off (Americans United)

BORN AT 6AM ON 6/6/06, HIS MUM WAS INDUCED FOR 6 DAYS, HE WEIGHS 6LBS 6OZ AND HE'S CALLED.. DAMIEN (Mirror UK)

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Pat Robertson's magical protein shake: Claims he can lift 2000 lbs (Sportsline)

Sen. Inhofe brags his extended family has "never had a divorce" or homosexual relationship, Meanwhile, gay porn found on his computers (SenateMajority.com)

Ignoring Jesus, Harvard researchers start human stem cell project (Reuters)

Lion kills man who shouted 'God will save me, if he exists' (Reuters via Huff Post)

GODLESS: The Church of Liberalism: An Excerpt of Ann Coulter's Latest Piece of Shit (Townhall)
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Matchbox 20-loving frat boy douchebags host "Global Cooling Day" (College Republican National Committee)

GOP Convention Attracts Jesus Zombies (DAllas Morning News)

Political posturing: Friend Says Bush Doesn't give "a shit" about gay marriage (Newsweek via Huff Post)

Pastor Fired After Being Accused of Witchcraft (Tribune Chronicle)

Must see video: Most... Partisan... Invocation... Ever (Daily News via Huff Post)

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Batwoman is a lesbian (BBC)

Italy TV shooting 'romantic comedy' about Jesus (AFP)

Comic Book Icons Tackling Politics, Is Spidey Gay-Friendly? (Christain Science Monitor)

Kentucky Megachurch Spent $150,000 on Ads to block gay Marriage, Plus Lots of other Creepy Facts (Daily Kos)

Must see: CNN segment on quacks who claim they can "cure" gays (America Blog)

First couple splits over constitutional amendment banning gay marriage (Insight Mag)

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Left Behind Video Game: You Can Role Play As the antiChrist (LA Times) [more at Talk2Action]

Albright Faults Bush's Religious 'Certitude' for alienating muslims (Reuters)


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