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March 18, 2008
cross.gif Why Isn't The Media Paying Attention To McCain's Creepy Pastor Buddy, John Hagee?

This guy makes Barak's pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, look like the Easter Bunny

For more on John Hagee, go here.

Also, if you missed Obama's speech on race yesterday, we've posted it after the jump.

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July 30, 2007
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IHT has the story. Unfortunately, John Hagee is not a moderate:

The Reverend John Hagee, who founded Christians United for Israel, was informed of the letter and read most of it. He responded: "Bible-believing evangelicals will scoff at that message."

"Christians United for Israel is opposed to America pressuring Israel to give up more land to anyone for any reason," Hagee said.

"What has the policy of appeasement ever produced for Israel that was beneficial?" he added.

"God gave to Abraham, Isaac and Jacob a covenant in the Book of Genesis for the land of Israel that is eternal and unbreakable, and that covenant is still intact," he said. "The Palestinian people have never owned the land of Israel, never existed as an autonomous society. There is no Palestinian language. There is no Palestinian currency. And to say that Palestinians have a right to that land historically is an historical fraud."

Christians United for Israel held a conference with 4,500 attendees in Washington this month, and Hagee sends e-mail action alerts on Israel every Monday to 55,000 pastors and leaders.

In other John Hagee news.... dammit, we just missed the John Hagee Alaskan Rapture cruise.

July 26, 2007
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Watch the MUST SEE VIDEO HERE. From the HuffPost

On July 16, I attended Christians United for Israel's annual Washington-Israel Summit. Founded by San Antonio-based megachurch pastor John Hagee, CUFI has added the grassroots muscle of the Christian right to the already potent Israel lobby. Hagee and his minions have forged close ties with the Bush White House and members of Congress from Sen. Joseph Lieberman to Sen. John McCain. In its call for a unilateral military attack on Iran and the expansion of Israeli territory, CUFI has found unwavering encouragement from traditional pro-Israel groups like AIPAC and elements of the Israeli government.

But CUFI has an ulterior agenda: its support for Israel derives from the belief of Hagee and his flock that Jesus will return to Jerusalem after the battle of Armageddon and cleanse the earth of evil. In the end, all the non-believers - Jews, Muslims, Hindus, mainline Christians, etc. - must convert or suffer the torture of eternal damnation. Over a dozen CUFI members eagerly revealed to me their excitement at the prospect of Armageddon occurring tomorrow. Among the rapture ready was Republican Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay. None of this seemed to matter to Lieberman, who delivered a long sermon hailing Hagee as nothing less than a modern-day Moses. Lieberman went on to describe Hagee's flock as "even greater than the multitude Moses commanded."

Throughout CUFI's Israel Summit, videographer Thomas Shomaker and I were hounded by PR agents seeking to prevent us from interviewing attendees about the End Times. The conference, we were told, was about "one message" - evangelical Christians supporting Israel. We were instructed to only interview CUFI leaders capable of sticking to the talking point that their support for Israel has, as Hagee declared, "nothing to do with the End Times." But I was forbidden from asking Hagee about statements he made in his book, "Jerusalem Countdown," that appeared to blame Jews for their own persecution. After doing just that during a press conference, I was removed from the conference by off-duty DC cops summoned by members of Hagee's family.

I have covered the Christian right intensely for over four years. During this time, I attended dozens of Christian right conferences, regularly monitored movement publications and radio shows, and interviewed scores of its key leaders. I have never witnessed any spectacle as politically extreme, outrageous, or bizarre as the one Christians United for Israel produced last week in Washington. See for yourself.

November 14, 2006
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From NY Times

As Israeli bombs fell on Lebanon for a second week last July, the Rev. John Hagee of San Antonio arrived in Washington with 3,500 evangelicals for the first annual conference of his newly founded organization, Christians United For Israel.

At a dinner addressed by the Israeli ambassador, a handful of Republican senators and the chairman of the Republican Party, Mr. Hagee read greetings from President Bush and Prime Minister Ehud Olmert of Israel and dispatched the crowd with a message for their representatives in Congress. Tell them “to let Israel do their job” of destroying the Lebanese militia, Hezbollah, Mr. Hagee said.

He called the conflict “a battle between good and evil” and said support for Israel was “God’s foreign policy.”

The next day he took the same message to the White House.

Many conservative Christians say they believe that the president’s support for Israel fulfills a biblical injunction to protect the Jewish state, which some of them think will play a pivotal role in the second coming. Many on the left, in turn, fear that such theology may influence decisions the administration makes toward Israel and the Middle East.

Administration officials say that the meeting with Mr. Hagee was a courtesy for a political ally and that evangelical theology has no effect on policy making. But the alliance of Israel, its evangelical Christian supporters and President Bush has never been closer or more potent. In the wake of the summer war in southern Lebanon, reports that Hezbollah’s sponsor, Iran, may be pushing for nuclear weapons have galvanized conservative Christian support for Israel into a political force that will be hard to ignore.
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Related: John Hagee: Evangelist of Doom

November 07, 2006
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Gov. Rick Perry (covering his face in prayer) as pastor John Hagee prays

From Dallas Morning News

Gov. Rick Perry, after a God and country sermon attended by dozens of political candidates Sunday, said that he agreed with the minister that non-Christians will be condemned to hell.

"In my faith, that's what it says, and I'm a believer of that," the governor said.

Throughout much of the 90-minute service at Cornerstone Church, Mr. Perry sat on the red-carpeted stage next to the Rev. John Hagee. Mr. Perry was among about 60 mostly Republican candidates who accepted the invitation to be introduced to the megachurch's congregation of about 1,500, plus a radio and TV audience.

"If you live your life and don't confess your sins to God almighty through the authority of Christ and his blood, I'm going to say this very plainly, you're going straight to hell with a nonstop ticket," Mr. Hagee said during a service interspersed with religious and patriotic videos.

Asked afterward at a political rally whether he agreed with Mr. Hagee, the governor said he didn't hear anything that he would take exception to.

Related: John Hagee Is Insane

September 26, 2006
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Hagee's bestselling book, "Jerusalem Coming," endorses a preemptive military strike on Iran to hasten the Rapture

The rapture-ready head of Christians United For Israel, John Hagee, is sounding the alarm again. This time at Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchburg, VA. From Lynchburg News Advance

“The Third World War has begun.... Ladies and gentlemen, America is at war with radical Islam,” Hagee said [...]

“Our crisis is that half of America doesn’t know the war has started,” Hagee said. “This is a religious war.” [...]

“They hate us because we are free,” Hagee said. “They hate us because it is their religious duty to hate us. They are trained from the breast of their mother to hate us. Radical Islam is a doctrine of death. It is their desire, it is their hope, it is their ambition, it is their highest honor to die in a war against infidels. And you are ‘infidels’ and there is nothing you can do to accommodate them. That’s what makes them so dangerous.”

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September 19, 2006
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Zionists, like John Hagee think supporting Israel will hasten the Second Coming

Fresh Air has a special series on Christian Zionism, including an interview with the always maddening head of Christians United for Israel, John Hagee. Listen to them all below [hat tip TheocracyWatch]:

Listen: John Hagee on Christian Zionism [ESSENTIAL]
Listen: Gershom Gorenberg on Christian Zionism
Listen: Max Blumenthal on Christian Zionism

Also, on NPR's Morning Edition:

The House is expected to vote as soon as this week on a bill that would prevent plaintiffs in certain separation of church-and-state cases from recouping attorneys' fees. Supporters say the fees are used to unfairly coerce plaintiffs. Critics say the bill would roll back a major civil rights protection. LISTEN HERE

August 16, 2006
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As conflicts continue to multiply in the Middle East, Rapture-Ready evangelicals have begun to sound the Armageddon alarm. Many evangelicals, such as John Hagee, are beginning to lobby Capital Hill in favor of a preemptive strike on Iran. You know, since that worked so well in Iraq. The resident "prophet" on the Left Behind website, Joel Rosenberg, doesn't mince words about his stance on attacking Iran. The Jesusy neocon "prophesizes" that Iran is possibly planning an attack on August 22, implying that the United States needs to thwart this alleged attack militarily, before it transpires. [From the Left Behind website article: "Apocalypse Now? Is Iran planning an August 22 attack against Israel and/or the U.S.?"]

How much time do we have to pursue a diplomatic track with Iran? At what point do we have to conclude that negotiations are going nowhere? Are we prepared to live with a nuclear-armed Iran? If so, how? Why? If not, what is the President prepared to do to protect Americans and our allies from an Iranian nuclear-strike, or nuclear blackmail? [...]

In his famous "axis of evil" speech on January 29, 2002, President Bush made the following case: "We will work closely with our coalition to deny terrorists and their state sponsors the materials, technology, and expertise to make and deliver weapons of mass destruction. We will develop and deploy effective missile defenses to protect America and our allies from sudden attack. And all nations should know: America will do what is necessary to ensure our nation's security. We'll be deliberate, yet time is not on our side. I will not wait on events, while dangers gather. I will not stand by, as peril draws closer and closer. The United States of America will not permit the world's most dangerous regimes to threaten us with the world's most destructive weapons."

Today, the country is deeply divided over whether using military force in Iraq was the right thing to do. But the Iranian nuclear threat is now far worse than the Iraqi threat of having or obtaining weapons of mass destruction was then. President Bush has a decision to make and precious little time to make it. For let's be clear: should Iran go nuclear on this President's watch, all the gains made to date in the War on Terror will be wiped out overnight. That is neither a legacy this President wants, nor this nation can afford.

Of course, this wouldn't be so troublesome, if people such as the Left Behind author Tim LaHaye and his cohorts were lacking influence. Not only have LaHaye's Left Behind books sold millions, he's also an influential political insider. And with Condi speaking in Armageddon code language and John Hagee lobbying for increased military support on Capitol Hill, who knows how much influence biblical "prophecy" is having on our Middle East policy. God help us.

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August 09, 2006
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July 27, 2006
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Those are the words of Christian Zionist John Hagee. We've been following his mounting crusade to hasten the Rapture on this site. Today the Wall Street Journal has an excellent article on the pastor's rising fame [hat tip: Kevin]

Last week, as Israel's armed forces pounded Lebanon and worries of a wider conflagration mounted, Mr. Hagee presided over what he called a "miracle of God": a gathering of 3,500 evangelical Christians packed into a Washington hotel to cheer Israel and its current military campaign.

Standing on a stage bedecked with a huge Israeli flag, Mr. Hagee drew rapturous applause and shouts of "amen" as he hailed Israel for doing God's work in a "war of good versus evil." Calls for Israel to show restraint violate "God's foreign-policy statement" toward Jews, he said, citing a verse from the Old Testament that promises to "bless those who bless you" and curse "the one who curses you."

The gathering was sponsored by Christians United for Israel, a national organization the 66-year-old preacher set up this year. The group lobbies politicians in Washington, rallies grassroots support for Israel and aims to educate Christians on what it calls the "biblical imperative" of supporting the Jewish state.

Mr. Hagee is a leading figure in the so-called Christian-Zionist movement. This evangelical political philosophy is rooted in biblical prophecies and a belief that Israel's struggles signal a prelude to Armageddon. Its followers staunchly support the Bush administration's unequivocal backing of Israel in its current battle with Hezbollah in Lebanon.

President Bush sent a message to the gathering praising Mr. Hagee and his supporters for "spreading the hope of God's love and the universal gift of freedom." The Israeli prime minister also sent words of thanks. Israel's ambassador, its former military chief and a host of U.S. political heavyweights, mostly Republican, attended.

At a time when Islamist groups are displacing secular nationalists as the main vehicle for political revolt across the Middle East, Mr. Hagee and like-minded evangelicals are injecting greater religious fervor into American attitudes and policy toward the region. They see, and even sometimes seem to embrace, the notion of a global conflict between Islam and the Judeo-Christian West, just as do many zealous Muslims.

"This is a religious war that Islam cannot — and must not — win," Mr. Hagee wrote in a recent book, "Jerusalem Countdown," which focuses on what he says is a coming nuclear showdown with Iran. "The end of the world as we know it is rapidly approaching.... Rejoice and be exceeding glad -- the best is yet to be." The book has sold nearly 700,000 copies since it was released in January, according to his Florida-based religious publisher, Strang Communications. [read it all here]

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Rapture Ready Pastor Creating Pro-Israel Lobby To Hasten Armageddon

July 18, 2006
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John Hagee

John Hagee, a Texas pastor with a congregation of 20,000, is in Washington DC spearheading his pro-Israel Christian lobby this week. He's signed up thousands of Zionist Christians and evangelical leaders to join his crusade. Hagee hopes to "institute an annual 'Night to Honor Israel' in every major American city to assure Israel and Jews everywhere that 'you do not stand alone.'" Of course, he also believes the Rapture won't occur until Israel is a completely sovereign theocracy, this being the real impetus of his support. Even more troubling, Hagee actually has lots of fans and has written extensively about an inevitable war with Iran. [From the American Prospect]

Pastor John Hagee, the author of an incendiary new book purporting to show that the Bible predicts a military confrontation with Iran... Hagee’s book, Jerusalem Countdown, [has] sold nearly 500,000 copies. It had occupied the No. 1 position on the Wal-Mart inspirational best-seller list, showed up on Wal-Mart’s list of top 10 best sellers for seven weeks, and made the USA Today top 50 best-seller list for six weeks.

Hagee spoke with All Things Considered recently, articulating why he feels compelled to support Israel unconditionally:

"It's a direct commandment that Christians should be supportive of Israel [even though they will all burn in hell if they don't convert]," Hagee says. "It's the only nation that God ever created [and the Rapture will happen once the Jews have complete control of Israel]. It’s the only nation that Christians are told to pray for, and therefore, because the Bible is the compass of our faith, we do what it says."

Listen to the All Things Considered report here.

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June 27, 2006
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... Even though they believe the people they're lobbying for will all burn in hell if they don't convert. John Hagee is the man behind the lobby, known as Christians United for Israel (CUFI). He believes that Jesus will not return until the Jews control all of Israel. [From The Jewish Journal]

Some 2,000 extremely pro-Israel community and religious leaders will meet in Washington on July 19, fan out across Capitol Hill and, in effect, tell their legislators: If you want our political backing, you must support the Jewish state — no ifs or buts.

There won’t be a single Jew among the citizen lobbyists. They will all be evangelical Christians, mainly ordained and lay pastors, embarking on the first major public action of the newly formed Christians United for Israel (CUFI).

The founder and leader of the group is the Rev. John C. Hagee of the 19,000-member Cornerstone Church of San Antonio, Texas, and a televangelist whose broadcasts reach millions in the United States and 120 other countries.

In 1978, in the first of his 21 trips to Israel, “I went as a tourist and returned as a Zionist,” Hagee said.

Last week, Hagee visited Sacramento, Los Angeles and San Diego to enlist support for his 4-month-old organization — both among fellow evangelicals and in front of generally enthusiastic, but occasionally skeptical, Jewish audiences...

• Expand the existing “rapid response network” of 12,000 pastors, who can mobilize their congregations instantly to flood the White House and Congress with e-mails on any legislation affecting Israel’s security and well-being.

• Institute an annual “Night to Honor Israel” in every major American city to assure Israel and Jews everywhere that “you do not stand alone.” The emotional event is already a fixture in large Texas cities and in other Southern states.

Hagee and his followers have given a total of $8.5 million to Israeli causes, including an orphanage and for absorption of Russian immigrants, he said, but the major impact of CUFI is likely to be on the political scene.

The pastor didn’t spell it out, but his associates made clear that they view CUFI as a kind of super American Israel Public Affairs Committee, representing some 50 million evangelical Christians. This constituency, in sharp contrast to the Jewish community, shares the conservative social outlook of the present administration and represents its hardcore political base....

“We don’t have too many friends; we cannot prevail without them,” said Erem...

The last six words may sound vague, but they are key to the evangelicals’ deeply rooted advocacy for Israel. As unquestioning believers in the inerrant truth of Scripture, Hagee and his followers are convinced that every inch of the God-given land belongs to the Jews alone and forever.

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May 28, 2006
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[From The American Prospect (reg req'd) via Theocracy Watch]

On Purim, the Jewish holiday that celebrates the day Queen Esther saved the Jews from annihilation, Trinity Broadcasting Network’s flagship talk show, Praise the Lord, featured an appearance by Rabbi Daniel Lapin. A politically conservative Orthodox rabbi, Lapin is best known for crusading with the Christian right against “anti-religion bigotry” and, more recently, for his close association with the convicted super-lobbyist Jack Abramoff. But he was not invited to a nationwide telecast to discuss such topics as the trumped-up war against religion or the better nature of his fallen friend. He had been asked to explain the significance of Purim to Christians, and particularly how the Old Testament’s Book of Esther “serves as a roadmap to reality,” which pinpoints where the next world “hot spot” will be.

That soon-to-be-flaming location is where the Book of Esther was set: namely Persia, or in modern parlance, Iran.

Seated beside Lapin in the ornately gilded Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN) studio was Pastor John Hagee, the author of an incendiary new book purporting to show that the Bible predicts a military confrontation with Iran. By then, Hagee’s book, Jerusalem Countdown, had sold nearly 500,000 copies. It had occupied the No. 1 position on the Wal-Mart inspirational best-seller list, showed up on Wal-Mart’s list of top 10 best sellers for seven weeks, and made the USA Today top 50 best-seller list for six weeks.



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Evangelicals hesitant about Thompson (AP)

The Long, Strange History of R.J. Rushdoony and Christian Reconstructionism (PublicEye)

The pope beatifies Mother Teresa, a fanatic, a fundamentalist, and a fraud. (Slate)

Scientology faces criminal charges (AP)

U.S. churches find financial transparency (Reuters)

Religious Action Figures (Buzzfeed)

F*cking Dickhead Vetoes Stem Cell Bill (AP)

Hilton Calls Barbara Walters From Jail -- 'God Has Released Me' (ABC)

Tom DeLay Says God Has Sent Him On A Crusade To Save The GOP (AU.ORG)

Falwell Is Gone... The Religious Right Is Alive & Kicking (HuffPo)

Larry Flint: Falwell & I Became Friends (Access Hollywood)

Three of the GOP Candidates Don't Believe In Evolution (WaPo)

McGreevey to Enter Episcopal Seminary (HuffPost)

Bush Administration Agrees To Approve Wiccan Pentacle For Veteran Memorials (AU)

Southern Baptist Leader Blames Virginia Tech Students (BigDaddyWeave)

Boom in Christianity reshapes Methodists (AP)

Study: Religion is Good for Kids (LiveScience)

Jesus Pizza (Washington Post)

States refraining from abstinence-only sex education (Boston Globe)

Filipino devotees nailed to cross (AP)

The Legal Muscle Leading the Fight to End the Separation of Church and State (Washington Spectator)

God Debate: Sam Harris vs. Rick Warren (MSNBC)

We live in the land of biblical idiots (LA Times)

Atheists split over message (AP)

US anti-Zionist synagogue destroyed by fire, possible arson (BBC)
Tobago Church Leaders Want Elton John Banned - Could Turn Locals Gay (Metro UK)

Woman Ignited While Praying, Suing Church (News Daily)

Woman Says She Sees Jesus In Burned Wallpaper (CBS 13)

Iraq's Mandaeans 'face extinction' (BBC)

Georgia close to OKing Bible classes (AP)

Gingrich tells Christian Group he had affair during Clinton probe (AP)

Layoffs Follow Scandal at Haggard's Megachurch (NY Times)

TItanic director says he found Christ's tomb (Time)

Same-sex marriage critic in court on lewdness charge in Oklahoma (The Advocate)

McCain Attends Luncheon Hosted by Creationists (Defcon)

Protestors Arrested at Focus on the Family (DefCon)

Andrew Sullivan/Sam Harris Religion Smackdown (Beliefnet)

Pastor with 666 tattoo claims to be divine (CNN)

Priest jailed for exorcism death (BBC)

Religion and Politics in the 2008 Race (Morning Edition)

Teen Girls Pledge Abstinence To Dads At "Purity Balls" (Glamour)

Ted Haggard Leaving Colorado Springs (Denver Channel)

Christians Having Sex: Apparently, they're better at it and have more of it (Buzzfeed)

Confronting Lies About Separation of Church & State (Talk2Action)

U.S. detains Brazil mega-church founder for smuggling cash (Miami Herald)

As Bush’s War Strategy Shifts to Iran, Christian Zionists Gear Up for the Apocalypse (Alternet)

The Radical Christian Right Is Built on Suburban Despair (Alternet)

PBS Profiles Homeschool Movement (Ethics Daily)

Polish church leader resigns over links to communist-era secret police (AP)

D. James Kennedy Hospitalized after Suffering Heart Attack (Crosswalk)

Furor in Italy over "gay nativity" in parliament (Reuters)

The BBC Sounds off on the Creation museum and its 'true history' (BBC)

Christian Embassy: "These people should be court-martialed" (Salon)

The Pope wants ethical limits on fighting terrorists (Street Prophets)

More Left Behind Video Game Coverage (Reuters)

Catholics defend 'gay issues' teaching (Telegraph UK)

A congregation tears down its church to put up affordable housing (CSM)

Christian conservatives vs. AIDS (LA Times)

Study Detects Recent Instance of Human Evolution (NY Times)

Faith-Based Prisons (NY Times)

Cleric installs married priests in N.J. (AP)

James Dobson's Nightmare (Andrew Sullivan)

Conservative Jews Allow Gay Rabbis and Unions (NY Times)

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Focus on the Family Web Site Endorses 'Left Behind' Video Game (EthicsDaily)

David Kou: Does Focus on the Family Support Honesty? (HuffPost)

Favorite of religious right, Brownback, moves toward White House bid (CNN)

David Kuo: Open Letter To James Dobson And Chuck Colson HuffPost)

Supreme Court takes 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' free speech case (CNN)

Christian Groups Boycott Left Behind Video Game (DailyKOS)

Soap Opera introducing transgender character (AP)

Wal-Mart: No More Corporate Contributions to Support Or Oppose Controversial Issues (LifeSite)

Dobson Urges Senate To Weaken Separation of Church and State (Defcon)

New Head of Federal Family Planning Program Opposes Family Planning (Defcon)

N.C. Baptists Strengthen Rules on Gays (Forbes)

Only Church Donors Will Be Able To Vote On Haggard's Replacement (The Chieftan)

Elton John: "Religion Promotes...Hatred" (HuffPost)

Dobson Quits Haggard Counseling Team (AP)

Mo. Catholics back stem cell research (AP)

Andrew Sullivan On Haggard (Daily Dish)

Katherine Harris Prays For the Realignment of the Chosen People (Wonkette)

Sharpton: Religious Right is Obsessed With "bedroom sexual morality issues" (AP)

Christian Harassment Suit At Air Force Academy Dismissed (CO Springs Gazette)

Report: $1.3M misused by Texas Baptists (AP)

As 'goblins' knock, evangelicals answer the door (CSM)

U.S. Jobs Shape Condoms’ Role in Foreign Aid (NY Times)

Religious Conservatives Cheer Ruling on Gays as Wake-Up Call (WaPo)

Scientists Endorse Candidate Over Teaching of Evolution (NY Times)

Priest tells of Foley relationship (Herald Tribune)

Gay Republicans fight perceived oxymoron (AP)

Dobson's Voter Registration Rally Is a Flop (DefCon)

Church Could Lose Tax Exempt Status For Endorsing GOP Leader Who claims God Told her to run (Minnesota Monitor)

'War on Christmas' Begins (AFA)

Prominent Right-Wing Activist Smears Kuo As Member Of 'Axis Of Evil' (Think Progress)

Mr. President, We Christians Aren't "Nuts" (DailyKos)

An Interview With The Other Evangelical Pope (Christianity Today)

Rapture Right Says Kuo, A Christian And A Republican, Is Just Trying To Smear White House (Defcon)

The Abstinence Shtick, Minus Jesus (WaPo)

The theological reason evangelicals may not turn out to vote" (MSNBC)

The Radical Right's campaign against all "unnatural contraceptives" (TruthOut)

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Stephen Baldwin: "I'm the first Jesus Psycho" (Salon)

NPR: 'Straight to Jesus' and the Christian Ex-Gay Movement (Fresh Air)

Dalai Lama: Iraq War has shed too much blood (AP)

Katherine Harris Says Opponent is not a good Christian(Orlando Sentinel)

The Vast Right Wing Rapture-Ready Conspiracy (Right Web)

How Green Is My God?: Bill Moyers on Green Evangelists (Newsweek)

Poll: Pentecostals widening influence (AP)

US campaign labels HIV "a gay disease" (Via HuffPost)

Rosie attacks pope over clergy sex scandal (WorldNetDaily)

Distorted Christianity 'causing abuse' (London Times)

Tony Perkins: ‘Tolerance And Diversity’ Are To Blame For ‘Congressmen Chasing 16-Year-Olds’ (ThinkProgress)

Vatican accuses BBC of bias against Catholic church (Daily Mail)

Supreme Court will have a chance to shift to the right on abortion and race (LA Times)

Krugman: The religious and cultural right 'fall apart'(TruthOut)

Priests accused in $8 million Florida church theft (Reuters)

IRS ensnared in election-year politics (AP)

Legislating Violations of the Constitution(WaPo)

James Dobson Fires Woman For Missing Work After Her Daughter Was Raped And Killed (DefCon)

Danforth Warns of Christian Right but Says Tide Will Turn (WaPo)

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Radio Broadcast: The Cultural Impact of the Book of Revelation (Fresh Air)

Rep. Musgrave Says "Future Is Grim" If Gay Marriage Is Not Banned (Think Progress)

The Party of Dobson (The Nation)

Christian Coalition starting anew in GA (AP)

Falwell Refuses To Apologize For Lucifer Attack, Swears To Repeat It 'Over And Over Again' (Think Progress)

US Senator Inhofe Claims Global Warming is a UN Conspiracy (Talk2Action)

VIDEO: Richard Dawkins: The God Delusion (You Tube)

Cat Stevens criticizes pope over comments about Islam (AP)

Pastor Charged With Stealing ‘Winnings’ of Fake Raffles (NY Times)

Episcopals Chicken Out: Gay priest loses bid to become bishop(Reuters)

Madonna defends being "crucified" on stage (AP)

IRS: Dobson gets a pass while All Saints gets the shaft (DailyKos)

Evangelical voters more jaded in 2006 (AP)

Human stem cells help blinded rats (AP)

James Dobson: 'I have flat-out been ticked at Republicans for the past two years' (Pittsburgh Post Gazette)

Reverend says Simpsons "breasts will sag and their faces will wither" (Gawker)

'Liberal' evangelicals begin campaign to move beyond abortion and man-purses (AP)

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NBC PLANS MADONNA CRUCIFIXION IN TV CONCERT (Drudge)

I.R.S. Eyes Religious Groups as More Enter Election Fray (NY Times)

[ESSENTIAL READING] "Christian Supremacy Act" To Hit House Floor (Daily Kos)

Pope Sorry For Offending Muslims, Apology is 'unprecedented'(NY Times)

One preacher's message: Have hotter sex (MSNBC)

Anti-Abortion Group Loses Tax Exemption (NY Times)

The "Christian Supremacy Act", To Hit House Floor (Daily Kos)

In NC, Sinning Ain't No Crime (The Rev)

Texas Bible Classes Are Christiany, Not Academic (Houston Chronicle)

Lawsuit Challenges Use of Federal Aid for Bible-Based Counseling (NY Times)

Conservatives say religion under attack (AP)

View of God can predict values, politics (USA Today)

priest confesses to making a bomb threat in an attempt to stop a Madonna concert (BBC)

Brangelina: We'll marry when homosexuals can (AP)

Democrats push for own religious voice (AP)

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New Book Reveals Rove's Father Was Gay (HuffPost)

'Right-wing intimidators' driving moderates out of GOP (Detroit News)

American Baptist church ousted for openly affirming gays (Street Prophets)

Bloody Left Behind Game Demo released, complete with spyware (Daily Kos)

Archbishop of Canterbury tells homosexuals they need to change if they're to be welcomed into the church (Telegraph UK)

PRAY BALL: With rock concerts and bobblehead dolls, 'Faith Nights' at the park help minor league clubs fill seats (SF Chron.)

Jackie Mason Sues Jews For Jesus (Boing Boing)

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ESSENTIAL: Ohio's 'Patriot Pastors' Electoral War Against the 'Hordes of Hell' (PFAW)

Pastor claims church voted to reject black membership, resigns (Miss. Daily Journal)

GOP Dips in Religion Poll (AP)

States expand fetal homicide laws (Stateline - via Theocracy Watch)

FDA Approves Morning After Pill Without A Prescription (AP)

Jerry Jenkins: Left Behind Game "Not More Violent than the Old Testament" (Bartholomew)

Bush Veto Of Stem Cell Research To Become Irrelevent? (Times UK)

Powerful Televangelist To Air Show Blaming Darwinism For Holocaust (Bartholomew)

Commandments Display Allowed (AP)

Operation Ohio: Help Battle Theocracy In this Key State (DailyKos)

13% Pregnant at Ohio High School, Inane Abstinence Program Finally reconsidered (TruthOut)

Church guard arrested for sex with corpse (The Local)

How to Make Sure Children Are Scientifically Illiterate (NY Times)

Pat Robertson laments Mideast cease-fire (AP)

Abstinence-Only Stupidity: Over $1.3 billion spent thus far (Tom Paine)

Plan B's Tangled Web(Kos)

Rabbi Tells US Christians not to “Turn the Other Cheek” Over Jerusalem Gay Protest (Bartholomew)

U.S. Lags World in Grasp of Genetics and Acceptance of Evolution (Live Science)

Woman Sentenced For Smuggling Cocaine Inside Bibles (AP)

Pro-Life GOP Senate Candidate George Allen Caught Owning Stock In Morning After Pill (Huff Post)

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'Satan worshiper' executed for triple murders (CNN)

Texas School District Bans Cleavage (CBS)

Pat Robertson's Epiphany: Global Warming Could Be Real (Talk2Action)

Nothing Wrong With Kansas: State voters move science education out of the Victorian era (WaPo)

Sam "Is the Rapture Here Yet" Brownback Introduces Bill to Prohibit Assisted Suicide (Christian Post)

The Aussie Bible: "God said 'let's have some light' and bingo - light appeared." (CSM)

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$25 Million Museum Says Dinosaurs And Humans Coexisted (AP)
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NY Christians Protest Against Korean Faith Healer (Bartholomew)

'God Hates Fags' sued by Fallen Marine's Father (CBS)

Christian Group says current conflict has 'softened the hearts of many Muslims in Lebanon to the spiritual truths of the gospel of Jesus' (Bartholomew)

Washington State Upholds Ban on Same-Sex Marriage (WaPo)

Senate passes interstate abortion bill (AP)
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Bill Moyers for President? Absolutely! (The Nation)

'Religious left' gears up to face right counterpart (Reuters)

The Rise and Fall of Ralph Reed (Time)

Baptist Group's Leaders Convicted: Investors Lost $585 Million (WaPo)

New Books Ask: Can God and the scientific method coexist? (NY Times)

29 Foot Cross: War Memorial or 'giant neon ad' for Christianity (AP)

ACLU Agrees To Defend Fundy Group, "God Hates Fags" (AP)

Sec of Education On Funding Christian Schools: Is She Lying or Inept? (AU)
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Publisher Bans Singer After 'Nazi Pope' Comment (The Sun)

Ken Mehlmen addresses Fundy Christian Zionist Group: 'we are all Israelis' (US NEWSWIRE)

Ralph Reed Blames Defeat On John McCain (The Plank)

2 + 2 = Jesus rode a dinosaur: Christian schools lag significantly behind public schools in Math (TBOGG)
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Turd Blossom Grossly Distorts Stem Cell Science (Think Progress)

Tony Snow on Bush's Stance on Stem Cells: 'He thinks murder's wrong' (AP)

Group accuses Dobson of manipulating data to say gays and lesbians are not good parents (AP)

House Rejects Gay Marriage Ban, Even though Senate Had Already Decided Issue (AP)

IRS Warns Churches to Avoid Campaigning (AP)

Store clerk arrested for tampering with communion juice (AP)

Why Ralph Reed is a Dirtbag: A Comprehensive List (GQ via Eat the Press)

Violent anti-gay lyrics & threat of violence cause NYC concert to be cancelled (AP)
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How did Nicole Kidman re-marry in a Catholic church? (BBC)

'shrooms induce effects identical to religious experiences (The Independent)

Christian Group Spends $20 Mil annually to Make Courts More Jesusy (WaPo)

A Great Overview of Christian Dominionism (DailyKos)

New York Joins the Homophobe Club (AP)

The Top Ten Religious Right Power Brokers (AU)

Vatican Urges Excommunication For Stem Cell Researchers (NY Times Via HuffPost)

Falwell Video: "You almost got to be a homosexual to be recognized in the entertainment industry" (Media Matters)

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Promise Keepers Founder Bill McCartney Says Jews will be “Toast” (Bartholomew's notes)

Muslim Gays Seek Lesbians For Wives (WaPo)

2 Churches Struggle With Gay Clergy (NY Times)

GOP snakehandler blames "the devil" for his campaign obstacles (Salt Lake Tribune)

Rapture Ready Religious Groups Want Apocalypse Now (LA Times)

Petition a success, abortion on ballot in South Dakota (Argus Leader)

Sen. Sam "I'm Insane" Brownback Cites Opus Dei Study to Attack Gays (AlterNet)

New Episcopal Leader: Homosexuality Not A Sin (Reuters)

Presbyterians allow experimenting with alternatives to 'Father, Son and Holy Spirit' (USA Today)

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Valedictorian's Altar Call Speech Cut Short (LV Review)

New Bush policy adviser said he'd support jail for doctors who performed abortions (Raw Story)

Religious Right Seeks To Ban Gay Marriage Without Congress (Think Progress)

Key Christians starting to realize Left Behind videogame is completely f*cking insane (Talk2Action)

Church: A Good Place to Pick Up Chicks (WaPo)

Veterans Affairs Department To Respect Religious Diversity, Approve Pentacle For Wiccan Soldier (Americans United)

Losing Faith: Nearly half of all white evangelicals believe Iraq will not stabilize (Forbes)

Fundamentalists Seek ‘Dominion’ Over Our Lives, They Just Might Pull It Off (Americans United)

BORN AT 6AM ON 6/6/06, HIS MUM WAS INDUCED FOR 6 DAYS, HE WEIGHS 6LBS 6OZ AND HE'S CALLED.. DAMIEN (Mirror UK)

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Pat Robertson's magical protein shake: Claims he can lift 2000 lbs (Sportsline)

Sen. Inhofe brags his extended family has "never had a divorce" or homosexual relationship, Meanwhile, gay porn found on his computers (SenateMajority.com)

Ignoring Jesus, Harvard researchers start human stem cell project (Reuters)

Lion kills man who shouted 'God will save me, if he exists' (Reuters via Huff Post)

GODLESS: The Church of Liberalism: An Excerpt of Ann Coulter's Latest Piece of Shit (Townhall)
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Matchbox 20-loving frat boy douchebags host "Global Cooling Day" (College Republican National Committee)

GOP Convention Attracts Jesus Zombies (DAllas Morning News)

Political posturing: Friend Says Bush Doesn't give "a shit" about gay marriage (Newsweek via Huff Post)

Pastor Fired After Being Accused of Witchcraft (Tribune Chronicle)

Must see video: Most... Partisan... Invocation... Ever (Daily News via Huff Post)

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Batwoman is a lesbian (BBC)

Italy TV shooting 'romantic comedy' about Jesus (AFP)

Comic Book Icons Tackling Politics, Is Spidey Gay-Friendly? (Christain Science Monitor)

Kentucky Megachurch Spent $150,000 on Ads to block gay Marriage, Plus Lots of other Creepy Facts (Daily Kos)

Must see: CNN segment on quacks who claim they can "cure" gays (America Blog)

First couple splits over constitutional amendment banning gay marriage (Insight Mag)

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Left Behind Video Game: You Can Role Play As the antiChrist (LA Times) [more at Talk2Action]

Albright Faults Bush's Religious 'Certitude' for alienating muslims (Reuters)


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