"Like all great satire, the book is cerebral, irreverent and hilarious, while also edifying" Publisher's Weekly
"This book is hilarious... [Lanham] didn't skimp on his research. The book provides a telling overview of the religious right's leadership, the beliefs they espouse, and just how incredibly absurd and hypocritical they are." The Campaign to Defend the Constitution
Editor's Pick: "From the author of The Hipster Handbook comes this irreverent navigation of all things Evangelical. Learn enough slang to fit in at a church picnic or why SpongeBob SquarePants is an agent of the Devil" Chicago Sun-Times
"This guy has written quite a funny book." Alan Colmes, Fox News
"A funny book with some funny cartoons on everyone from Rick Warren as the evangelical Jimmy Buffett to a guide for Christian haircuts that is hilarious... I was chuckling until I saw that I am the postscript" Mark Driscoll, pastor of the largest megachurch in Washington State
"Every good little liberal will have this book on order as a stocking stuffer come Jesus' birthday." Time Out
"A handbook for coping with bible thumpers.... When considering the power and influence evangelical Christians wield in this country, you have to laugh to keep from crying. Robert Lanham... understands this well and offers much needed, totally biased comic relief." Village Voice
"Not only is this an important book, it's a funny book." Marc Maron, Air America Radio
"Author Robert Lanham is an observer... but with his latest, The Sinner's Guide to the Evangelical Right, Lanham's keen eye has hit perhaps his most entertaining target." Metro Paper
"It’s hard to remember a more pointed and scathing attack… Lanham launches a focused, sustained barrage on the Pat Robertsons and James Dobsons of the world… He’s done his homework. The book is thoroughly researched and packed with quotes and analysis of the famous and not-so-famous leaders of the evangelical right… the research is truly impressive. " The Reader
"An utterly biased, humorous one-stop guide to the major evangelical players." Details
"Check out Robert Lanham's (author of the fabled Hipster Handbook and former Bible Belt resident) Sinner's Guide to the Evangelical Right. It's funny because it's true." Elizabeth Spiers, founding Editor of Gawker
"Like the Daily Show or The Colbert Report, it's humor reveals the basic truth. Which is to say that the "sinners" of the world may be closer to Jesus and the divine than those who use God's name for personal enrichment, power building, and political gain." Buzzflash
"The book does for religion what Jon Stewart does for politics." CanWest News Service
"Informative, laugh-out-loud funny and horrifying at times, check out this snide, leftie-geared guide to the major evangelical players... Robert Lanham has a writing style that resembles... McSweeney's, and the irony-stacked humor of TV programs such as "The Daily Show" Style Weekly, Richmond VA
"Hilarious... go out and buy this book now." Sam Seder, The Majority Report
"This book should lay at the lifeless feet of your corpse as a silent, yet
powerful and all encompassing explanation as to why you took your own life."
David Cross, Arrested Development
In response, Dobson again criticized Clinton and then suggested that the sexually explicit instant messages allegedly sent by Foley to underage male pages were the result of "sort of a joke":
DOBSON: We condemn the Foley affair categorically, and we also believe that what Mr. Clinton did was one of the most embarrassing and wicked things ever done by a president in power. Let me remind you, sir, that it was not just James Dobson who found the Lewinsky affair reprehensible. More than 140 newspapers called for Clinton's resignation. But the president didn't do what Mr. Foley has done in leaving. He stayed in office, and he lied to the grand jury to obscure the facts. As it turns out, Mr. Foley has had illicit sex with no one that we know of, and the whole thing turned out to be what some people are now saying was a -- sort of a joke by the boy and some of the other pages.
National Association of Evangelicals: "Give Mr. Hastert A Break"
Richard Cizic, the vice president for governmental affairs for the National Association of Evangelicals
Ted Haggard's sidekick, Richard Cizic, finally addressed Foleygate on NPR. Turns out, the leaders of the largest coalition of evangelicals in America, the NAE, are willing to give Hastert "a break." Evidently, being the key player in the cover-up of a sexual predator is no big deal:
"I give Mr. Hastert a break here and say he did what he probably should have done."
Cizic went on to say that only a "small percentage" of evangelicals will be "turned off" to the GOP by the scandal.
"There are other issues that will impact their vote, but I'm not sure this one will"
Haggard calls the NAE “the representative of evangelicalism worldwide." Let's hope not.
Radical Right On Foleygate: Investigate The "October Surprise" Orchestrated By The Media And The "Homosexual Networks"
Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council (no relation to Anthony Perkins of Psycho)
The Radical Right's reaction to the Foley scandal is getting progressively more disgusting. First, they blamed Foleygate on the Internet. Then they blamed the gays and political correctness. Now, they want to divert attention away from the GOP cover-up by demanding an investigation of the "outside help" responsible for an alleged October Surprise. [From Focus on the Family's primary DC lobby, Family Research Council]:
...the media and homosexual networks, also owe a public account, because they have helped turn what could have been one man's tragedy last year into this year's politics-laden "October surprise." Congress should authorize its own internal investigation, make it fully independent, and empower it to look at everything, including the role of outside groups. If we've learned anything about members of Congress gone wild, it's that they usually have plenty of "outside help."
The homosexual networks?! The only homosexual network we know of is the "Christian" Trinity Broadcasting Network.
Our DOBSON COUNTER is still ticking.... there's still been no mention of Dennis Hastert's wrongdoing by the king of the "values voters," James Dobson. As we've said before, is there any doubt he'd be on a rampage had the Foley cover-up been orchestrated by Democrats?
In a press release dated October 3, 2006, the Arlington Group, an umbrella coalition of Religious Right leaders, said: "We are very concerned that the early warnings of Mr. Foley's odd behavior toward young male pages may have been overlooked or treated with deference, fearing a backlash from the radical gay rights movement because of Mr. Foley's sexual orientation. It appears that the integrity of the conservative majority has given way to political correctness, trading the virtues of decency and respect for that of tolerance and diversity. No one should be surprised at the results of such a tragic exchange."
Let's see if I got this right. Foley's indiscretions were swept under the carpet by the Republican leadership in the House of Representatives not because of political considerations which would force the Republican majority to acknowledge the presence of a pedophile among their ranks and might endanger their majority status in the November elections. No, the Foley incident developed into a full-fledged scandal from fears of "a backlash from the radical gay rights movement because of Mr. Foley's sexual orientation." That explains why the speaker of the House and other Republican leaders allowed Foley to remain in office and, presumably, to continue making untoward advances to underage pages.
Santorum Blames Liberalism For Priest Rapes But Doesn't Blame GOP For Foley Scandal...
Please allow me to offer Senator Rick Santorum a hearty Boston welcome to the world of the depraved. It wasn't all that long ago when Santorum, a conservative Republican from Pennsylvania, was blaming our entire city and seemingly every resident within it for the Catholic priest pedophile scandal that was unraveling all across the country.
Those were dark days, here and elsewhere, though we were fortunate enough to have someone like Santorum shed a little bit of his moralistic light. Specifically, here's what he wrote:
"When the culture is sick, every element in it becomes infected. While it is no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that Boston, a seat of academic, political, and cultural liberalism in America, lies at the center of the storm."
A Santorum spokesman was kind enough to provide even more clarity last year, telling me, `"It's an open secret that you have Harvard University and MIT that tend to tilt to the left in terms of academic biases. I think that's what the senator was speaking to."
So do I. Priests rape young boys, the church hierarchy hushes it up for years, and academics and other assorted Democrats in Boston are to blame. That fact should be obvious to anyone with half a brain, which I think Santorum may have.
So, of course, I find it surprising -- no, make that shocking -- that the center of the storm has shifted from Boston to, of all places, Capitol Hill, and not just any part of Capitol Hill but specifically the offices of the Republican congressional leadership.
The scandal in Washington so mirrors what's happened in Boston and other Catholic dioceses the nation over to the point of being surreal. A rank-and-file member of an organization does wrong by a minor. The hierarchy, in turn, does nothing. Now, rather than a priest, it's a 52-year-old Republican congressman -- or make that a former congressman, given Mark Foley's resignation on Friday. Foley, by the way, has pulled the Patrick Kennedy defense, checking himself into rehab, as if everyone is supposed to applaud the courage of self-awareness.
October 03, 2006
Update: Dobson Counter; How Long Will It Take Him To Denounce Foley, Hastert, and the GOP leadership?
Update: Late on Monday, three days after Foley's resignation Focus on the Family quietly issued a statement denouncing House dirtbag Foley. Evidently, the Internet's to blame [from Focus on the Family]: "This is yet another sad example of our society's oversexualization, especially as it affects the Internet."
Here's the full Focus on the Family statement [from TPM Cafe]:
Focus on the Family Action Senior Vice President of Government and Public Policy Tom Minnery issued the following statement today about the scandal involving ex-Rep. Mark Foley, R-Fla:
"This is not a time to be talking about politics, but about the well-being of those boys who appear to have been victimized by Rep. Foley. If he is indeed guilty of what he is accused of, it is right that he resigned and that authorities are looking into whether criminal charges are warranted.
"This is yet another sad example of our society's oversexualization, especially as it affects the Internet, and the damage it does to all who get caught in its grasp."
From Our Original Monday Morning Post:How long will it take James Dobson, king of the so-called "values voters," to denounce Rep. Foley and the GOP leaders who orchestrated the cover-up. Is there really any doubt he'd be on a rampage had the cover-up been orchestrated by Democrats?
We'll give Dobson the benefit of the doubt and start our timer at 12AM on Saturday, September 30, since the announcement was made late in the day on Friday:
The question that needs to be answered now is, where is the outrage from the religious right? Focus on the Family derides those who support a woman’s right to choose as “predators” and those who seek to expand tolerance to gay and lesbian Americans as “anti-family”. The Family Research Council claims that homosexual adoption puts children at risk, despite contradictory findings by the American Academy of Pediatrics.
On Friday, after the Foley debacle erupted, the Family Research Council’s daily email alert lacked any mention of Foley and instead praised Sen. Frist for puting forth a bill that would erode a woman’s right to control her own body. READ IT ALL